We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool!
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do Catch me in the tub A quarter half-passed two
I'm Tommy, I'm Ethan, and I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket to the blonde boy zone!
What's up?! I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen Slaying all these women with my massive peen I've got a couple of hobbies Besides being blonde Like performing for the boys with my ribbon baton.
I drink lots of soda And hang out at the mall I used to skateboard But I knocked out a ball All I need in life Is my boys in my tub Now I'm gonna pass it to my number 1 bub
Hey-o I'm Tommy and I'm 19 I like to lift weight and wears sunscreen SPF 100? I hope it's in stock 'Cause I rub it on my nip And the bell end of my cock
The public, The media They're on our side With skin so white we got nothing to hide TV, and movies they're made for us This lack of pigment is a major plus
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do Jerome almost let me have a sip of his brew
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do We're boilin' in the juh Cooking like a stew
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do Here, we're chillin' in the tub Thank God they're nude!
I'm Tommy, I'm Ethan, and I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket to the blonde boy zone!
Howdy I'm Jerome and I'm 37 I've been blessed with these sweet moist boys from heaven (Uhh) Bought me and the boys some blonde hair dye Now we get the ladies wet Like a slip n' slide
When I was their age I don't have many friends But these sweet moist boys keep me up on the trend They like to call me Dad But I said no! Can't they see who I am I'm just another blonde bro
Sun kissed hair Like a can of soda, exploded And coated my head in goldin' Like a moltin' lava flowin' The blonde beauty is growin' Labron's envy is showin' Because his girlfriend the one that I'm blowing Hair like bananas And we're hot as the sun Sittin' in the tub man I'm hard as a gun Girls like blonde hair And they like my dick So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get some dick I mean suck my- And get my dick sucked
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do I've got the complextion of an albino baboon
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do (To clarify earlier in the song I didn't mean to say "get dick" I meant talking about a girl...)
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do I'm much older than the others But I'm part of the crew
I'm Tommy, I'm Ethan, and I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket to the blonde boy zone!
As the hot one of the bunch I tends to stay erect If you're thinking 3-inches then you're thinking correct I have the thickest yogurt slinger Of our bleached blonde dong
(Enough about your cob man get back to the song)
We're splishin', we're splashin' Just frickin' around We're the raddest! Baddest! Blonde hunks in town I'm like a muscular boy but I'm a bit more chub But as long as I'm blonde I'm still in the club
Blonde boys rule the world Blonde boys get the girls Blonde boys call the shot
(Ya know OJ was uhh, was innocent) (Wait what?)
Blonde boys pay the bill Blonde boys live the thrills Blonde boys make the bank
(You know, you guys, I agree the gloves didn't fit there's no way he could have done it)
Blonde boys rock the stage Blonde boys love the cage Blonde boyslove the tub
(M-my dad said the Jews staged the moon landing?)
Blonde boys lift the weights Blonde boys go on dates Blonde boys run the tow
